Once upon a time there was a noble man. He had a special touch with the ladies. he was the fear every bandit had. There is one false thing to this. He was no man he was, a bearded dragon. His name you may ask.  Well there are many answers to this question. Some call him  chupacabra, others call him el Diablo, but by most he is Lizwardo.  He is a great lover of his sword, his hat, justice, and a great Great Great Great lover of women. Now to join this devil on his adventures.  We start off with the Spanish lizard in the wild West. It was a hot blazing day the sun was beating down on you as if it had a whip.  Of course he was having a great restful day, basking as if the sun's whip was a soft blanket of warmth.  Then he hears a scream of the maiden in distress. He heard the sound many times before. So the sound he knew exactly what it was. A bandit mugging a beautiful lady.  He perked up and ran to get his sword of course he was already wearing his hat and his sword was on the cactus right next to the rock he was perched on.