I was creaming my dad.  At what? At ping-pong.  I was creaming him 5 to nothing but we weren't really keeping score.  Then he creamed me a lot.  I was really losing but then the game started to even up.  Then after five minutes of even, another five minutes of even then he creamed me.  I decided to give up and be goofy.  Then I went up stairs to write my five minutes.